Showing posts with label film review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label film review. Show all posts

Friday, 8 January 2016

Top Ten Films of 2015

Been a bit slow with this one but I wanted to take my time, make a real considered opinion ya know? 2016 was big. Not just a lot of great films and a lot of big blockbusters, but a lot of great blockbusters. MI:5, Spectre, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, all big popcorn movies but all had storytelling at their heart rather than just wham-bam spectacle.

1. Star Wars: The Force Awakens

2. Whiplash

3. Mad Max: Fury Road

4. Ex-Machina

5. Kingsmen: The Secret Service

6. The Martian

7. Spectre

8. Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

9. Avengers: Age of Ultron

10. Straight Outta Compton

Remember when movie titles didn't have colons? Another byproduct of our current age of remakes, sequels and spin-offs. But 2015 was a strong year and other honorable mentions have got to go to - Macbeth, Legend, It Follows, Furious 7, Jurassic World and Ant-Man. 2016 has got a lot to live up to, but with the likes of The Revenant, The Hateful 8 and Captain America: Civil War, no doubt it'll fill those shoes and need a new pair.

Wednesday, 14 October 2015

Legend - Film Review


Tom Hardy plays dopplegangsters The Kray twins in Brian Helgeland's biopic of the notorious crime couplet set in sixties London. Overwrought, overwritten and often overacted, the film feels like an American's idea of Britain - even the East End's alleyways have a glossy sheen - however it's still a fun three-star frolic.

Tuesday, 8 September 2015

Searching for Spitman

Vice's latest mini-doc is a nightmarish fairy tale called Searching for Spitman. In the council block stairwells, alleyways and dark parks of West London a notorious bogeyman pays young teens and disadvantaged youths to perform deviant acts on him. From rubbing their feet in his face, to pissing over him, these bizarre rituals last three-minutes and earn the participants five pounds a time.


With the West London narration and distorted audio interviews (keeping the contributors anonymous), this is the Brothers Grimm for Millenials. Midnight filming in locations like poorly-lit garages, narrow back roads and council block corridors gives Marlon Rouse Tavares's film a neo-noir style but with gothic horror themes - urban bogeymen and twisted trysts.

It's hard to believe such a character exists until you see the camera-phone footage of feet crudely massaging a pixelated face in a small corner bathroom. It's harrowing and hypnotising in equal measure, a hard watch but well worth it.

Thursday, 13 August 2015

In Bruges - Film Review


I wrote this retrospective film review on In Bruges for Spindle Magazine. In my all time top 10 movies, it's the story of hit-man Ray seeking solace and redemption in the fairy-tale town of Bruges. It blends gallows humour, incredible dialogue and several sterling performances to produce a tenderly brilliant gangster film like no other.

Read the full review up on Spindle Mag.

Thursday, 6 August 2015

Ant-Man - Film Review

Given it’s turbulent production history and harder to sell superpowers, the fact that Ant-Man works at all on the big screen is a small triumph. 


When director Edgar Wright left the project last year over creative differences, many wrote the movie off. However Peyton Reed’s Ant-Man still zings with a zany sensibility, strong comedy performances, and a story that fully benefits from being on a smaller scale than previous Marvel properties.

Monday, 3 August 2015

Mission Impossible - Film Review


The fifth instalment of Tom Cruise's action series should've been called Mission Impossible: Rogue Charm. You can't spell 'functional' without 'fun' and what Rogue Nation lacks in originality, it makes up for with stylish stunts and boyish charm, thanks largely to the franchise's star and his dogged enthusiasm.

Tuesday, 5 May 2015

The Books of Tarantino


"When people ask me if I went to film school, I tell them, 'No, I went to films.'"

Quentin Tarantino has an encyclopaedic knowledge of film and pop-culture thanks to his days working at the Californian video rental store Video Archives. But his early work also drew significantly on the writing of crime authors Elmore Leonard and Jim Thompson.

Read the full feature on Crime Fiction Lover.

Monday, 26 January 2015

Whiplash - Film Review


And the beat goes on. But in Damien Chazelle's thrilling drama it's not only the drums getting hit. Miles Teller stars as Andrew Neyman, an ambition 19 year-old jazz dummer at Schaffer Conservatory - one of the best music schools in America. When Andrew's practicing catches the ear of Schaffer's top tutor Terence Fletcher, played to perfection by J.K. Simmons, the first-year student is invited to join Fletcher's band as an alternate... 

Read the full review at Spindle magazine.

Tuesday, 6 January 2015

2014 Top Ten

1. The Wolf of Wall Street

2. Calvary

3. Nightcrawler

4. Guardians of the Galaxy

5. Captain America: The Winter Soldier

6. Gone Girl

7. Cold in July

8. Dallas Buyers Club

9. Interstellar

10. X-Men: Days of Future Past

I didn't catch Boyhood, which I couldn't regret more. I didn't see Locke, or The Grand Budapest Hotel. I missed Only Lovers Left Alive, Two Faces of January and Under the Skin, as well as Her. Damn, I've been shit this year.

But Honourable mentions go to Chef, which was so heart-warming it almost gave me indigestion. American Hustle, yeah the plot may have been lacking but the performances from the ensemble cast were all stunning, with Jennifer Lawrence giving a knock-out turn, as she always does. And The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 far surpassed my admittedly low expectations, but I thought it was much better than it had to be.


Thursday, 30 October 2014

Nightcrawler - Film Review


Jake Gyllenhaal is a creep. He's a thief, a liar, a sociopathic reporter, and he's fantastic at it.

In Nightcrawler, Gyllenhaal plays Lou Bloom, an out of work nobody scavenging a living by stealing from scrap yards when he discovers the world of ambulance-chasing video journalism. As he watches a freelance news crew heartlessly record the police rescuing an injured woman from a burning car work, the unscrupulous anti-hero realises he may have found his calling in life.

Read the full review on Spindle Magazine.

Wednesday, 10 September 2014

What If - Film Review


When Harry Potter Met Sally. As twee as a daisy chain, What If is sometimes so cute you think you'll vomit paisley, but instead you laugh, because the winsome script flutters along with enough observational humour, self-awareness and slapstick comedy to distract you from the painting-by-numbers plot. Read the full review on Spindle Magazine.

Tuesday, 29 July 2014

Cold in July - Film Review


Cold in July is a visceral crime thriller with a plot that twists and turns enough to leave your stomach in knots.

When shy and conscientious picture framer Richard Dane (Michael C Hall) kills an unarmed home intruder, the police inform him that the intruder's father, Ben Russell (Sam Shepherd), has recently been released from jail. Hunting for some patriarchal vengeance Ben starts to stalk Richard and his family, however when Richard begins to suspect the police aren't telling him the whole story he discovers he's caught up in a much more complex web of witness protection, deep south Mafia and brutal snuff-porn.

The dank, sweaty, shape-shifting plot from a novel by bombastic crime writer Joe R Lansdale (Bubba Ho-Tep) continually evolves, so what starts out as a Cape Fear-style stalker tale, becomes a story of police corruption and organised crime, and then changes again to become about fatherhood and parental responsibility. But rather than jar, the ambitious tonal shifts keep the audience on their toes, surprising either with a plot revelation, a new character or a wry flash of humour. At the mid-point, when Don Johnson's swaggering, self-parodying private detective Jim Bob Luke arrives in his candy apple-red Cadillac, it injects the picture with some dark comedy relief.


This is the fourth collaboration between director Jim Mickle and co-writer Frank Damici, and it's a confident, genre bending effort. The over-the-top third act full of cartoonish blood and gore is grounded by the character study premise of a mild-mannered man trying to clear his conscious. Richard, whose immediately out of his depth in the murky quagmire of Southern neo-noir, simply wants to find out who he murdered in the opening scene. But you quickly get the feeling the character was always out of his depth, long before the film's timeline, surrounded by the macho men of Texas.

"I didn't think you had it in you." Older, local guys keep telling our have-a-go hero while slapping him on the back. By the end, after some fierce tension and gruesome ultra-violence, his mullet and moustache remain the same, but Richard has definitely grown a pair.

Stark lighting and a synth-laden John Carpenter-esque soundtrack evokes the '80s setting and B-movie overtones, and has blood-soaked shades of Red Rock West and Blood Simple. But narratively it isn't as tight and plot threads introduced in the taut first half are left dangling loose in favour of the story switching focus. A twitchy Michael C Hall, and the character development of Richard Dane, holds it all together, and although this may not be the role to launch Dexter into the Hollywood A-list, it sure shows the man's got some respectable acting chops.

Cold in July's a gripping crime drama full of good old-fashioned thrills that are artistically crafted by a cinematic self-assurance that will leave you in chills.

Friday, 27 June 2014

Chef - Film Review


Street food's all the rage right now, making this family-friendly comedy timely and fashionable, if a little over done.

Jon Favreau writes, directs and stars in Chef, where the titular character is creatively frustrated but finds himself through his son, Twitter and a food truck. And although the recipe's a familiar one, Favreau's passion, pithy script and down-home performance instils the picture with a flavour that leaves a deliciously sweet taste in your mouth for hours after viewing.

Carl Caspar is the talented head chef of a trendy Los Angeles restaurant, whose creative drought is called out by a ruthless food critic (Oliver Platt). Some serious Twitter beef ensues after his tech-savvy son (Emjay Anthony) introduces Carl to the social network, culminating in Carl publicly berating the critic in the restaurant and consequently losing his job. Like my broken oven the sweary dialogue is hot and loud, and coupled with the bromantic comedy between Carl and his buds, keeps things snap, crackling along. But the story really comes alive when Carl gets his beaten up food truck and starts to ignite his culinary fires with foot-long Cubanos.


On the surface Chef is about a protagonist trying to reconnect with himself and revitalise his creative flair, but really it's the story of a father trying to reconnect with his son. In the first act their relationship is tense and clipped, but after some second act bonding over the cleaning and refurbishment of the food truck, Carl's defences dissolve and the two grow close, with his son acting as a line-chef and learning the ways of the kitchen.

As they travel across America, with Carl's cooking and his son publishing their progress on social media, the food truck becomes a roaring success. Carl's happy, cooking an authentic Cuban menu he developed, and more importantly doing so with his son. This emotional backbone props up the rest of the story, and although sometimes saccharine, it always resonates with heart-warming clarity. Similar to Swingers, this feels like a deeply personal project for Favreau, and the autobiographical element makes it all the more charming.

Despite Chef being as predictable as Heinz tomato soup, it's also as warm and comforting. The pithy script has a kick of spice that makes the story fizz, as does the energetic soundtrack, and there's a fantastic natural chemistry between the cast of characters, like sweet and sour, they complement each other perfectly. Although it might not leave you wanting more, Chef certainly leaves you feeling replete.

Wednesday, 2 April 2014

Calvary - Film Review


After his critically acclaimed action-comedy the Guard, John Michael McDonagh's second feature is a masterfully sombre drama with glittering thorns of humour and an eccentric cast of unpredictable characters, all grounded by the soulful central performance of Brendan Gleeson.

Teaming up again with the Irish writer/director, Gleeson plays Father James Lavelle, a hard-working priest of small county Sligo, who's life is threatened by a member of his parish during a confession in a hilariously twisted opening.

"I first tasted semen when I was 7 years old." Says the unseen man.
"... It's certainly a startling opening line." Replies Father James .

In the confession booth this anonymous parishioner informs Father James he's going to kill him because he's innocent, "There's no point in killing a bad priest, but killing a good one, that'd be a shock." and fittingly he's going to do it next Sunday.

This reverse whodunnit promises a murder from the beginning and then spends the film working through the line-up of suspects as Father James does his rounds through the coastal town, discussing the citizen's own ethical dilemmas while trying to glean clues as to who his prospective killer might be. As the clock counts down and he visits his parishioners the audience meet an angry community, a pack of frustrated, apathetic and listless wolves. There's the butcher (Chris O'Dowd) and his town-bike wife (Orla O'Rourke), her black lover (Isaach De Bankole), the menacing chief of police (Gary Lydon), the vehemently atheist doctor (Aiden Gillen) and the ludicrously rich businessman (Dylan Moran).


Although we get the sense that Father James always knows who his promised killer is, it matters not because the characters and dialogue effervesce with John Michael McDonagh's Anglo-Irish heritage, his playful love of language and his gallows humour. But even the sometimes absurdist comedy never becomes farcical, and there are moments of deep-seated melancholy, incisive moral contemplation and real courage - not least between Father James and his suicidal daughter (Kelly Reilly). The macabre themes and ominous end that slowly builds is complemented by Larry Smith's excellent cinematography, which perfectly exploits the harsh beauty of the local area, from the brutal flat top mountain to the desolate beach.

Its detective story plot and noirish undertones mean you could argue Calvary's a crime film, rather than a drama, a deliriously funny hybrid of Hitchcock and Agatha Christie. But neither genre does this finely-tuned picture justice. Against the backdrop of the Catholic Church's legacy of abuse, and with mentions of felching alongside the caveats of the Ten Commandments, Calvary emancipates itself from the shackles of labels and categories, and announces itself simply as a very mature, robust and brave film.

Calvary is a stunningly confident follow-up with a sense of humour darker than a pint of Guinness and a brilliantly deadpan and heart-felt performance from Brendan Gleeson that roots John Michael McDonagh's tragicomic tale in hope and humanism.

Thursday, 9 January 2014

Top 10 Films of 2013

Better late than never. As is evident from the list, I didn't go to the cinema enough last year and missed the likes of Captain Phillips, Stoker and Upstream Colour. I'd also liked to have caught Side Effects, Star Trek into Darkness, Mud and Elysium, although the latter's reviews were a bit disappointing.

1) Gravity

2) Much Ado About Nothing

3) Iron Man 3

4) Spring Breakers

5) Before Midnight

6) Django Unchained

7) The World's End

8) A Place Beyond the Pines

9) Life of Pi

10) This is the End

Other films that are worth mentioning - I didn't hate World War Z nearly as much as I thought I would, and thoroughly enjoyed the Evil Dead remake. Controversial perhaps, but the idea that they were staying at the cabin to help their friend come off smack or whatever, was an excellent plot device - they had to keep her there 'no matter what she said' and anything she did say (at least initially) could be written off as side effects from going cold turkey, rather then being raped by a tree and poisoned with a demonic being. Evidence that a remake with purpose and something new to say, is worth making.

Thursday, 11 April 2013

Spring Breakers

It's not about the narrative, but when is it ever with Harmony Korine's work? Spring Breakers is a sumptuous piece of candy crime cinema that washes over you like a champagne shower. The woozy camera work, hyper-stylized visuals and repetition of key lines of dialogue make it one of the most mesmerizing films of 2013.


The leads are amazing, all four girls are fantastic and James Franco as the bombastic 'Alien' is such a joy to watch. From debauchery on the beach and all the day-glo bikinis to gun fellating and the Britney Spears cover, Spring Breakers is ridiculous in all the right ways.